Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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