Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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