i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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