Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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