I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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