Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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