just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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