Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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