Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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