have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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