The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
