i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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