Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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