shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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