I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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