Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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