so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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