you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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