Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just cut my nipple shaving
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize