How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize