I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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