Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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