He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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