they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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