well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
