Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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