Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
