So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
The air taste purple.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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