Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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