before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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