yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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