I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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