I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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