Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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