would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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