We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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