..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
