but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm like, not good at living.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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