Will you blow on my dice?
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Can you bring me the toilet please
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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