Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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