I'm really into asian looking animals
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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