I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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