Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Let the clothes fall where they may.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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