check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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