Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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