I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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