Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So much rum. So many feels.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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