It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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