went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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