Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
wow bdsm is so cute
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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