I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
