Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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