Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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