absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Randomize
